God Smearing Shit on your Face (Malachi 2:3)-- An Introduction to our Theology of Swearing

God Smearing Shit on your Face (Malachi 2:3)-- An Introduction to our Theology of Swearing

"...Technically Malachi said God is smearing shit on your face and we’re just quoting him. And if you believe in divine inspiration of Scripture, then God told Malachi to write about God being a shit-smearer..."

"Women: shut up in the church" (1 Corinthians 14:34) & "Head-coverings keeping angel-lust at bay" (1 Corinthians 11:6-10) [Guest Card Talk]

 "Women: shut up in the church" (1 Corinthians 14:34) & "Head-coverings keeping angel-lust at bay" (1 Corinthians 11:6-10) [Guest Card Talk]

"In the first century, the subjugation and silencing of women was standard issue, and shouldn’t come as a surprise. What should come as a surprise is that Paul was participating in it." 

Being tricked into circumcision, and while still sore, having your throat slit...because you raped my little sister (Genesis 34) [A Guest Card Talk]

Being tricked into circumcision, and while still sore, having your throat slit...because you raped my little sister (Genesis 34) [A Guest Card Talk]

"While we may be able to emotionally relate to some elements of this story, the world in which it takes place is utterly unrecognizable to us. We can’t bring really any assumptions into the narrative as we read. It’s a shock to the system."