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Turning Fine Gold and Silver Jewelry into Gilded Dildos (Ezekiel 16:17) Or the Trouble with Prudish Translations
Card Talk
Ezekiel 16:17, Translations, Dildos, d, Foreplay, Job, Sexy, Reading comprehension, Ezekiel
Turning Fine Gold and Silver Jewelry into Gilded Dildos (Ezekiel 16:17) Or the Trouble with Prudish Translations
Card Talk
Ezekiel 16:17, Translations, Dildos, d, Foreplay, Job, Sexy, Reading comprehension, Ezekiel

Ezekiel (misogynistically) took the metaphor of Jerusalem as an unfaithful wife to the extreme. For Zeke, Jerusalem's dalliances with other nations was like her measuring her lover's dick, taking the gifts her husband gave her, making dildos out of them, and then cumming to that instead of the man in bed with her. 

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Ezekiel 16:17, Translations, Dildos, d, Foreplay, Job, Sexy, Reading comprehension, Ezekiel
Pentecost: too early in the morning to be drunk, but who can tell? (Acts 2:15)
Card Talk
Acts 2:15, Pentecost, Drunk, Church, c, Holy Spirit, Peter
Pentecost: too early in the morning to be drunk, but who can tell? (Acts 2:15)
Card Talk
Acts 2:15, Pentecost, Drunk, Church, c, Holy Spirit, Peter

On the Holy Spirit, Alcohol, and How the Luke-Acts Narrative Contradicts the other Gospels

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Acts 2:15, Pentecost, Drunk, Church, c, Holy Spirit, Peter
other recent card talks
Turning Fine Gold and Silver Jewelry into Gilded Dildos (Ezekiel 16:17) Or the Trouble with Prudish Translations
Ezekiel 16:17, Translations, Dildos, d, Foreplay, Job, Sexy, Reading comprehension, Ezekiel
Turning Fine Gold and Silver Jewelry into Gilded Dildos (Ezekiel 16:17) Or the Trouble with Prudish Translations
Ezekiel 16:17, Translations, Dildos, d, Foreplay, Job, Sexy, Reading comprehension, Ezekiel
Ezekiel 16:17, Translations, Dildos, d, Foreplay, Job, Sexy, Reading comprehension, Ezekiel
Pentecost: too early in the morning to be drunk, but who can tell? (Acts 2:15)
Acts 2:15, Pentecost, Drunk, Church, c, Holy Spirit, Peter
Pentecost: too early in the morning to be drunk, but who can tell? (Acts 2:15)
Acts 2:15, Pentecost, Drunk, Church, c, Holy Spirit, Peter
Acts 2:15, Pentecost, Drunk, Church, c, Holy Spirit, Peter
Making Stupid Life Choices and Blaming it on Philippians 4:13 [A Guest Card Talk]
Philippians 4:13, Contentment, Paul, Suffering, Context, d, God is in control, Choices
Making Stupid Life Choices and Blaming it on Philippians 4:13 [A Guest Card Talk]
Philippians 4:13, Contentment, Paul, Suffering, Context, d, God is in control, Choices
Philippians 4:13, Contentment, Paul, Suffering, Context, d, God is in control, Choices
Not Checking Out Hot Virgins (Job 31:1) Or What Happened to the Evangelical Brand?
Job 31:1, Sexy, Holiness, Virgins, Job, d, Evangelical, Feminism, Don't be a dick, Trump, Patriachry, Vagina, Hypocrites
Not Checking Out Hot Virgins (Job 31:1) Or What Happened to the Evangelical Brand?
Job 31:1, Sexy, Holiness, Virgins, Job, d, Evangelical, Feminism, Don't be a dick, Trump, Patriachry, Vagina, Hypocrites
Job 31:1, Sexy, Holiness, Virgins, Job, d, Evangelical, Feminism, Don't be a dick, Trump, Patriachry, Vagina, Hypocrites
"Mind your own damn business, Peter!" (John 21:20-24) [A Guest Card Talk]
John 21:20-24, Peter, Family Drama, God's Work, Father's business, Serve, God is in control, Community, d
"Mind your own damn business, Peter!" (John 21:20-24) [A Guest Card Talk]
John 21:20-24, Peter, Family Drama, God's Work, Father's business, Serve, God is in control, Community, d
John 21:20-24, Peter, Family Drama, God's Work, Father's business, Serve, God is in control, Community, d
Miriam Cursed for Being Racist (Numbers 12): On Racism, Prejudice, and Other Things that make you Uncomfortable at Church
Miriam, Racist, Racism, Moses, Aaron, Family Drama, Prejudice, Numbers 12, Reality hurts, d
Miriam Cursed for Being Racist (Numbers 12): On Racism, Prejudice, and Other Things that make you Uncomfortable at Church
Miriam, Racist, Racism, Moses, Aaron, Family Drama, Prejudice, Numbers 12, Reality hurts, d
Miriam, Racist, Racism, Moses, Aaron, Family Drama, Prejudice, Numbers 12, Reality hurts, d
The Angel of Death (Hezekiah 3:18): A Misunderstood and Theologically Vital Non-Entity
Hezekiah 3:18, Angels, God is in control, Resurrection, Death, Salvation, Jesus, Easter, c, Holy week
The Angel of Death (Hezekiah 3:18): A Misunderstood and Theologically Vital Non-Entity
Hezekiah 3:18, Angels, God is in control, Resurrection, Death, Salvation, Jesus, Easter, c, Holy week
Hezekiah 3:18, Angels, God is in control, Resurrection, Death, Salvation, Jesus, Easter, c, Holy week
A naked boy running through Gethsemane (Mark 14:51-52)
Mark 14:51-52, Naked, Angels, Jesus, b, Holy week
A naked boy running through Gethsemane (Mark 14:51-52)
Mark 14:51-52, Naked, Angels, Jesus, b, Holy week
Mark 14:51-52, Naked, Angels, Jesus, b, Holy week
Jesus being pissed off that you fell asleep (Matthew 26:36-46)
Jesus, Sleeping, Angry Jesus, Matthew 26:36-46, Gethsemane, Judas, Holy week, Doxology
Jesus being pissed off that you fell asleep (Matthew 26:36-46)
Jesus, Sleeping, Angry Jesus, Matthew 26:36-46, Gethsemane, Judas, Holy week, Doxology
Jesus, Sleeping, Angry Jesus, Matthew 26:36-46, Gethsemane, Judas, Holy week, Doxology
Peter's need for Ritalin (Mark 9:5-6) OR What we can learn from The Transfiguration and Other Mountain-Top Experiences
Mark 9:5-6, Luke 9, Transfiguration, Peter, Death, Monuments, Moses, Elijah, Mountain Tops, STFU, c
Peter's need for Ritalin (Mark 9:5-6) OR What we can learn from The Transfiguration and Other Mountain-Top Experiences
Mark 9:5-6, Luke 9, Transfiguration, Peter, Death, Monuments, Moses, Elijah, Mountain Tops, STFU, c
Mark 9:5-6, Luke 9, Transfiguration, Peter, Death, Monuments, Moses, Elijah, Mountain Tops, STFU, c

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