This post illustrates an example where where humor & confusion result from differing translations. And discusses whether priests can bang corpses.
"The Church universal does not feel one way about abortion or legal proceedings within the United States. Individual denominations, and individual people within those denominations, will make up their own minds in regards to these things. And miraculously, divinely, they remain within the Love of Christ."
"Well yeah, we COULD be drunk, and I'm not saying that I haven't had a few already, but damn, it's 9am: we've got $h!t to do today. We don't get drunk this early, but come shabbos all bets are off. But seriously though, this is the work of the LORD. If you read in the prophet Joel ..."