Are you smug, godless heathens who hate our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and are emissaries of the Antichrist, the Beast, and the Whore of Babylon?

Uhm, no. The purpose of the game is NOT to mock the Bible. You might be offended by some of the cards. Good. We want you to figure out why you’re offended, especially if/when the card is a direct quote from the Bible, while going back to the Text.


Will I be offended by this Game?

Maybe. As we list on the box, this game contains Sexual Content, Blood and Gore, Crude Humor, Drug References, Intense Violence, Sexual Violence, Extreme Violence, Suggestive Themes, Use of Alcohol, Strong Language, Strong Sexual content … and God. There are a plethora of things in this game that may piss you off.

But don't take our word for it. Read what other people have said about us.


Is this supposed to be funny? Are you trying to be funny?

We take offense at the use of "supposed" and "trying," but yes: This is irreverently reverent humor. So lighten up. Or don't. We don't care. Jerk.


How well do I need to know the Bible to play this game?

Not very. You don’t need to know the Bible intimately to enjoy the game: people with all levels of biblical exposure have fun playing the game. At the bottom of each Canon Card, we provide the relevant passage of Scripture for reference and fighting.



Will God send me to hell for playing this game?

Your God sucks if He/She/It does. Besides, of all the things you’ve done, do you really think this will be the straw that breaks The Camel’s back?




I am a warrior in God's army-- a child-solider of the light-- and my righteous indignation has reached a furious pitch encountering your sacrilegious and blasphemous game (that I have not, in any way, taken sufficient time to research)! Since we (sadly) no longer inhabit an Old Testament world, where slaughtering you and your family is appropriate given your Canaanite hearts, and prayer for your souls, which are already scented with the rank putrescence of sulfur, will not avail much, where can I send my hate mail?!

Here, I guess.

How to Play

Number of players: 4-15 (without expansions). The Sweet spot is about 6-8.