We present this Canon Card with limited comment or commercial interruption:
Him who is able to keep you from falling and to make you stand without blemish in the presence of His glory with rejoicing; the only God our Savior, through Jesus Christ our Lord, worthy of glory, majesty, power, and authority, before all time and now and forever.
[And all the people said]
An “amen” which reveals an ugly truth:
How we love being forgiven, but don’t love holiness.
Forgive our lack of trademark humor and sarcasm.
And besides what do we know: we made this game and you probably think we’re going to Hell.