“Card Talks” contain our biblical musings about the cards in the game. In each we propose an idea, a perspective, a reason why one of our cards is so “OMG THEY CAN’T SAY THAT!” We attempt to present something profound, comical, sobering, or a painful combination thereof.

We say, “here are our thoughts based on intense study of the Hebrew/Greek/Aramaic text, countless commentaries, preaching, teaching, counseling, pastoring, living life, wrestling with God, screaming at God, screaming at self, prayer, and being grade-A smart-asses made in the image of God. We may be wrong, but do with them what you will.”

Scroll through our current Card Talks below, or search for the Biblical passage, tag, or keyword to see what we've covered. If you don’t see the card you’re looking for, contact us and we’ll move it up the Card Talk cue. To read Guest Card Talks written by other clergy, bloggers, & Bible nerds, click here. If you want to write with us, click here.

Featured
“God Planning Your Pain to Make a Point” (John 9:1-3) [A Guest Card Talk]
John 9:1-3, Pain, Faith or Bullshit, Sight, Blindness, Miracles, John 11, e
“God Planning Your Pain to Make a Point” (John 9:1-3) [A Guest Card Talk]
John 9:1-3, Pain, Faith or Bullshit, Sight, Blindness, Miracles, John 11, e
John 9:1-3, Pain, Faith or Bullshit, Sight, Blindness, Miracles, John 11, e
Being afraid to have sex in your tent, for fear of Phineas breaking in and stabbing you in the back with his spear (Numbers 25:6-8)
Numbers 25:6-8, Phineas, Sex, e
Being afraid to have sex in your tent, for fear of Phineas breaking in and stabbing you in the back with his spear (Numbers 25:6-8)
Numbers 25:6-8, Phineas, Sex, e
Numbers 25:6-8, Phineas, Sex, e
"May the God of hope fill you with all joy, peace, and ____________." A Canon Card Talk On Rethinking Christmas
Christmas, Sukkot, Jesus, God is in control, Family Drama, Joy, Don't be a dick, Advent, e
"May the God of hope fill you with all joy, peace, and ____________." A Canon Card Talk On Rethinking Christmas
Christmas, Sukkot, Jesus, God is in control, Family Drama, Joy, Don't be a dick, Advent, e
Christmas, Sukkot, Jesus, God is in control, Family Drama, Joy, Don't be a dick, Advent, e
Death by lion for not punching a prophet (1 Kings 20:35-36)
1 Kings 20:35-36, Lions, Prophets, Mauled, Sign-acts, Hypocrites, e
Death by lion for not punching a prophet (1 Kings 20:35-36)
1 Kings 20:35-36, Lions, Prophets, Mauled, Sign-acts, Hypocrites, e
1 Kings 20:35-36, Lions, Prophets, Mauled, Sign-acts, Hypocrites, e
Altar Sex (Amos 2:8) [A Guest Card Talk]
Amos 2:8, Altar sex, Don't be a dick, Injustice, Sacred, e
Altar Sex (Amos 2:8) [A Guest Card Talk]
Amos 2:8, Altar sex, Don't be a dick, Injustice, Sacred, e
Amos 2:8, Altar sex, Don't be a dick, Injustice, Sacred, e
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Psalms 137, Trauma, Race, lament, Dead babies, e
The Bible’s Nastiest Verse Answers Your Classic White-Person Question [A Guest Card Talk]
Psalms 137, Trauma, Race, lament, Dead babies, e
Psalms 137, Trauma, Race, lament, Dead babies, e
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Daniel 5:27, Writing on the wall, Daniel, Injustice, Don't be a dick, Judgment, e
The writing on the wall (Daniel 5:27)
Daniel 5:27, Writing on the wall, Daniel, Injustice, Don't be a dick, Judgment, e
Daniel 5:27, Writing on the wall, Daniel, Injustice, Don't be a dick, Judgment, e
Jesus, literally, whipping your ass (John 2:15)
John 2:15, Angry Jesus, Clearing the Temple, Violence, Riots, Racism, Whips, e
Jesus, literally, whipping your ass (John 2:15)
John 2:15, Angry Jesus, Clearing the Temple, Violence, Riots, Racism, Whips, e
John 2:15, Angry Jesus, Clearing the Temple, Violence, Riots, Racism, Whips, e
#ProdigalSonsMatter vs #AllSonsMatter: On Why we Need to be More Thoughtful About How we Deploy the Bible
Prodigal son, Memes, Black Lives Matter, Asshats, Analogies, Racism, e
#ProdigalSonsMatter vs #AllSonsMatter: On Why we Need to be More Thoughtful About How we Deploy the Bible
Prodigal son, Memes, Black Lives Matter, Asshats, Analogies, Racism, e
Prodigal son, Memes, Black Lives Matter, Asshats, Analogies, Racism, e
Why We Don’t Believe in “Loving the Sinner and Hating the Sin”
Love, Sin, Don't be a dick, John 8:1-11, Jesus, e
Why We Don’t Believe in “Loving the Sinner and Hating the Sin”
Love, Sin, Don't be a dick, John 8:1-11, Jesus, e
Love, Sin, Don't be a dick, John 8:1-11, Jesus, e
How to Read a Bible References OR “Who the #@#$ is 'John' and is his watch stuck at 3:16 or something?”
Bible, John 3:16, Religious Education, Religion education, Reading comprehension, e
How to Read a Bible References OR “Who the #@#$ is 'John' and is his watch stuck at 3:16 or something?”
Bible, John 3:16, Religious Education, Religion education, Reading comprehension, e
Bible, John 3:16, Religious Education, Religion education, Reading comprehension, e
Trampling the Heads of the Poor into the Dust & Denying Justice to the Oppressed (Amos 2:7a) [A Card Talk on the Book of Amos]
Amos, Amos 2:7, Evil, Wide and narrow gates, Prophets, Don't be a dick, One God, e
Trampling the Heads of the Poor into the Dust & Denying Justice to the Oppressed (Amos 2:7a) [A Card Talk on the Book of Amos]
Amos, Amos 2:7, Evil, Wide and narrow gates, Prophets, Don't be a dick, One God, e
Amos, Amos 2:7, Evil, Wide and narrow gates, Prophets, Don't be a dick, One God, e
On Leviticus 21:11, Humor, Translations, and Necrophilia (take 2)- An Addendum
Leviticus 21:11, Necrophillia, Translations, Humor, Clean and unclean, Defining the game, Disciple foot race, e
On Leviticus 21:11, Humor, Translations, and Necrophilia (take 2)- An Addendum
Leviticus 21:11, Necrophillia, Translations, Humor, Clean and unclean, Defining the game, Disciple foot race, e
Leviticus 21:11, Necrophillia, Translations, Humor, Clean and unclean, Defining the game, Disciple foot race, e
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God holding your enemies’ heads under the water until the bubbles stop. (Exodus 15:1-12; 19)
Exodus 15:1-12, Exodus, Red Sea, Pain, Suffering, lament, Liberation Theology, Divine Warrior, Salvation, d
God holding your enemies’ heads under the water until the bubbles stop. (Exodus 15:1-12; 19)
Exodus 15:1-12, Exodus, Red Sea, Pain, Suffering, lament, Liberation Theology, Divine Warrior, Salvation, d
Exodus 15:1-12, Exodus, Red Sea, Pain, Suffering, lament, Liberation Theology, Divine Warrior, Salvation, d
Zombies!! (Matthew 27:52-53): A Good Friday Card Talk
Matthew 27:52-53, Zombies, Jesus, Resurrection, Death, Easter, Inerrancy, d, Holy week, Good Friday
Zombies!! (Matthew 27:52-53): A Good Friday Card Talk
Matthew 27:52-53, Zombies, Jesus, Resurrection, Death, Easter, Inerrancy, d, Holy week, Good Friday
Matthew 27:52-53, Zombies, Jesus, Resurrection, Death, Easter, Inerrancy, d, Holy week, Good Friday
The wise men, three years late for the nativity (Matthew 2:8-11) [An Epiphany Card Talk]
Matthew 2:8-11, Epiphany, Christmas, Wise men, Magi, Family Drama, Dead babies, Suffering, Baby Jesus, Angels, d
The wise men, three years late for the nativity (Matthew 2:8-11) [An Epiphany Card Talk]
Matthew 2:8-11, Epiphany, Christmas, Wise men, Magi, Family Drama, Dead babies, Suffering, Baby Jesus, Angels, d
Matthew 2:8-11, Epiphany, Christmas, Wise men, Magi, Family Drama, Dead babies, Suffering, Baby Jesus, Angels, d
A lukewarm, wretched, pitiable, poverty-stricken, blind, and naked loser. (Revelation 3:17)
Revelation 3:17, Sardis, Lukewarm, Racism, Hypocrites, Faith or Bullshit, d
A lukewarm, wretched, pitiable, poverty-stricken, blind, and naked loser. (Revelation 3:17)
Revelation 3:17, Sardis, Lukewarm, Racism, Hypocrites, Faith or Bullshit, d
Revelation 3:17, Sardis, Lukewarm, Racism, Hypocrites, Faith or Bullshit, d
Bathsheba Naked (2 Samuel 11:2)
2 Samuel 11:2, Bathsheba, Strong women, d, Naked, Davidic monarchy, Rape, Silence, Patriachry, Feminism, Womanist
Bathsheba Naked (2 Samuel 11:2)
2 Samuel 11:2, Bathsheba, Strong women, d, Naked, Davidic monarchy, Rape, Silence, Patriachry, Feminism, Womanist
2 Samuel 11:2, Bathsheba, Strong women, d, Naked, Davidic monarchy, Rape, Silence, Patriachry, Feminism, Womanist
Fake news and Alternative facts (Proverbs 14:5)
fake news, Faith or Bullshit, Truth, Proverbs 14:5, 2 Timothy 2:15, d
Fake news and Alternative facts (Proverbs 14:5)
fake news, Faith or Bullshit, Truth, Proverbs 14:5, 2 Timothy 2:15, d
fake news, Faith or Bullshit, Truth, Proverbs 14:5, 2 Timothy 2:15, d
The Son of Man sitting at the right hand of power, coming on the cloud of heaven. (Mark 14:62)
Mark 14:62, Jesus, Law, Holy week, Messiah, Bad ass, d
The Son of Man sitting at the right hand of power, coming on the cloud of heaven. (Mark 14:62)
Mark 14:62, Jesus, Law, Holy week, Messiah, Bad ass, d
Mark 14:62, Jesus, Law, Holy week, Messiah, Bad ass, d
Shut the Front Door and STFU: On Church closings and COVID19
COVID19, Leviticus, Leviticus 13, Leprosy, Church, Clean and unclean, Quarantine, Faith or Bullshit, d
Shut the Front Door and STFU: On Church closings and COVID19
COVID19, Leviticus, Leviticus 13, Leprosy, Church, Clean and unclean, Quarantine, Faith or Bullshit, d
COVID19, Leviticus, Leviticus 13, Leprosy, Church, Clean and unclean, Quarantine, Faith or Bullshit, d
Miriam Cursed for Being Racist (Numbers 12): On Racism, Prejudice, and Other Things that make you Uncomfortable at Church
Miriam, Racist, Racism, Moses, Aaron, Family Drama, Prejudice, Numbers 12, Reality hurts, d
Miriam Cursed for Being Racist (Numbers 12): On Racism, Prejudice, and Other Things that make you Uncomfortable at Church
Miriam, Racist, Racism, Moses, Aaron, Family Drama, Prejudice, Numbers 12, Reality hurts, d
Miriam, Racist, Racism, Moses, Aaron, Family Drama, Prejudice, Numbers 12, Reality hurts, d
Turning the Other Cheek(s) (Luke 6:29) [A GUEST CARD TALK]
Luke 6:29, Turn the other cheek, Injustice, Peace, Radical faith, d, Jesus, Eye for an eye
Turning the Other Cheek(s) (Luke 6:29) [A GUEST CARD TALK]
Luke 6:29, Turn the other cheek, Injustice, Peace, Radical faith, d, Jesus, Eye for an eye
Luke 6:29, Turn the other cheek, Injustice, Peace, Radical faith, d, Jesus, Eye for an eye
Pulling out of your sister-in-law. (Genesis 38:8-9)
Genesis 38:8-9, Sex, Levarite marriage, Onan, Pulling out, coitus interruptus, d
Pulling out of your sister-in-law. (Genesis 38:8-9)
Genesis 38:8-9, Sex, Levarite marriage, Onan, Pulling out, coitus interruptus, d
Genesis 38:8-9, Sex, Levarite marriage, Onan, Pulling out, coitus interruptus, d
"Your god being unable to hear you because he's off taking a shit in the bushes (1 Kings 18:27)": On the Bible's motif of "shit-talking" Baal
1 Kings 18:27, Shit, Baal, Shit talking, Elijah, Mt Carmel, d
"Your god being unable to hear you because he's off taking a shit in the bushes (1 Kings 18:27)": On the Bible's motif of "shit-talking" Baal
1 Kings 18:27, Shit, Baal, Shit talking, Elijah, Mt Carmel, d
1 Kings 18:27, Shit, Baal, Shit talking, Elijah, Mt Carmel, d
“Deporting all the immigrants and banning Muslims” (Leviticus 19:33-34) OR Why We're Done with Fake News Christians
Trump, Leviticus, Leviticus 19:33-34, Immigration, Good Muslims, Faith or Bullshit, Don't be a dick, Politics, d
“Deporting all the immigrants and banning Muslims” (Leviticus 19:33-34) OR Why We're Done with Fake News Christians
Trump, Leviticus, Leviticus 19:33-34, Immigration, Good Muslims, Faith or Bullshit, Don't be a dick, Politics, d
Trump, Leviticus, Leviticus 19:33-34, Immigration, Good Muslims, Faith or Bullshit, Don't be a dick, Politics, d
Vegetable love being better than hate-filled steak (Proverbs 15:17)
Proverbs 15:17, Love, Food, Authority, Friendships, Translations, d, p(
Vegetable love being better than hate-filled steak (Proverbs 15:17)
Proverbs 15:17, Love, Food, Authority, Friendships, Translations, d, p(
Proverbs 15:17, Love, Food, Authority, Friendships, Translations, d, p(
The Spirit moving you to dance semi naked through the streets (2 Samuel 6:14-20)
2 Samuel 6:14-20, David, Davidic monarchy, Naked, Dance, Suffering, Singing and Screaming, Dirty minds, Michal, Ark, Family Drama, lament, d
The Spirit moving you to dance semi naked through the streets (2 Samuel 6:14-20)
2 Samuel 6:14-20, David, Davidic monarchy, Naked, Dance, Suffering, Singing and Screaming, Dirty minds, Michal, Ark, Family Drama, lament, d
2 Samuel 6:14-20, David, Davidic monarchy, Naked, Dance, Suffering, Singing and Screaming, Dirty minds, Michal, Ark, Family Drama, lament, d
Jonathan's David-love. (2 Samuel 1:26)
2 Samuel 1:26, David, Jonathan, Sexy, Homosexuality, Conservative and Liberal, d, Love, Family Drama, Toxic masculinity, Don't be a dick
Jonathan's David-love. (2 Samuel 1:26)
2 Samuel 1:26, David, Jonathan, Sexy, Homosexuality, Conservative and Liberal, d, Love, Family Drama, Toxic masculinity, Don't be a dick
2 Samuel 1:26, David, Jonathan, Sexy, Homosexuality, Conservative and Liberal, d, Love, Family Drama, Toxic masculinity, Don't be a dick
On "Evil Talk" [A Theology of Swearing Addendum]
Theology of Swearing, Addendum, Faith or Bullshit, Ephesians 4:29, d
On "Evil Talk" [A Theology of Swearing Addendum]
Theology of Swearing, Addendum, Faith or Bullshit, Ephesians 4:29, d
Theology of Swearing, Addendum, Faith or Bullshit, Ephesians 4:29, d
Passing out in church, falling out a window, and breaking your neck (Acts 20:9)
Acts 20:9, Sleeping, Falling out windows, Paul, Eutychus, Church, d, Resurrection, Teachers
Passing out in church, falling out a window, and breaking your neck (Acts 20:9)
Acts 20:9, Sleeping, Falling out windows, Paul, Eutychus, Church, d, Resurrection, Teachers
Acts 20:9, Sleeping, Falling out windows, Paul, Eutychus, Church, d, Resurrection, Teachers
Don’t have sex with your mother. She’s your mother. Don’t have sex with your mother. (Leviticus 18:7)
Leviticus, Leviticus 18:7, Sexy, Mother love, Law, Patriachry, Feminism, Naked, Sex, d
Don’t have sex with your mother. She’s your mother. Don’t have sex with your mother. (Leviticus 18:7)
Leviticus, Leviticus 18:7, Sexy, Mother love, Law, Patriachry, Feminism, Naked, Sex, d
Leviticus, Leviticus 18:7, Sexy, Mother love, Law, Patriachry, Feminism, Naked, Sex, d
Jesus was an Immigrant, a Refugee
Jesus, Refugees, Family Drama, Flight into Egypt, Matthew 2:13-14, Matthew 2, Immigration, Love, God's Work, d, Christmas
Jesus was an Immigrant, a Refugee
Jesus, Refugees, Family Drama, Flight into Egypt, Matthew 2:13-14, Matthew 2, Immigration, Love, God's Work, d, Christmas
Jesus, Refugees, Family Drama, Flight into Egypt, Matthew 2:13-14, Matthew 2, Immigration, Love, God's Work, d, Christmas
Setting shit on fire to get attention (2 Samuel 14:28-33): An Apology in Defense of Absalom
2 Samuel 14:28-33, Absalom, David, Family Drama, Feminism, d, Tamar, Rape, Patriachry, Fire, Davidic monarchy
Setting shit on fire to get attention (2 Samuel 14:28-33): An Apology in Defense of Absalom
2 Samuel 14:28-33, Absalom, David, Family Drama, Feminism, d, Tamar, Rape, Patriachry, Fire, Davidic monarchy
2 Samuel 14:28-33, Absalom, David, Family Drama, Feminism, d, Tamar, Rape, Patriachry, Fire, Davidic monarchy
A rainbow promising that God can genocide you through other means (Genesis 9:13)
Noah, Rainbows, Ark, Flood, d, God is in control, Chaos, Divine regret, Genocide, Genesis 9:13, Punishment
A rainbow promising that God can genocide you through other means (Genesis 9:13)
Noah, Rainbows, Ark, Flood, d, God is in control, Chaos, Divine regret, Genocide, Genesis 9:13, Punishment
Noah, Rainbows, Ark, Flood, d, God is in control, Chaos, Divine regret, Genocide, Genesis 9:13, Punishment
Lusting After Lovers with Donkey Genitals and Horse Emission (Ezekiel 23:20) and Ezekiel’s Obsession with Pornographic Metaphors
Ezekiel, Ezekiel 23:20, Donkey and Horse dicks, Sexy, Feminism, d, Metaphors, Context matters, misogyny, Sin, Politics, Egypt
Lusting After Lovers with Donkey Genitals and Horse Emission (Ezekiel 23:20) and Ezekiel’s Obsession with Pornographic Metaphors
Ezekiel, Ezekiel 23:20, Donkey and Horse dicks, Sexy, Feminism, d, Metaphors, Context matters, misogyny, Sin, Politics, Egypt
Ezekiel, Ezekiel 23:20, Donkey and Horse dicks, Sexy, Feminism, d, Metaphors, Context matters, misogyny, Sin, Politics, Egypt
Unbridled Horniness (Most of Song of Solomon) [A Guest Card Talk]
Sex, Song of Solomon, Community, Romance, Feminism, d, Marriage, Family Drama
Unbridled Horniness (Most of Song of Solomon) [A Guest Card Talk]
Sex, Song of Solomon, Community, Romance, Feminism, d, Marriage, Family Drama
Sex, Song of Solomon, Community, Romance, Feminism, d, Marriage, Family Drama
“Following God’s commands not being that difficult” (Deuteronomy 30:11-14)
Deuteronomy 30:11-14, Law, d, Holiness, You had one job, Divine Revelation, Moses, holiness, Reading comprehension
“Following God’s commands not being that difficult” (Deuteronomy 30:11-14)
Deuteronomy 30:11-14, Law, d, Holiness, You had one job, Divine Revelation, Moses, holiness, Reading comprehension
Deuteronomy 30:11-14, Law, d, Holiness, You had one job, Divine Revelation, Moses, holiness, Reading comprehension
Jesus writing something in the sand (probably what type of an asshole you are)- John 8:1-11
Jesus, Angry Jesus, Sand writing, Assholes, Hypocrites, d, JOhn 8:7, Adultery, Law, Casting stones, Grace, Both/And Theology
Jesus writing something in the sand (probably what type of an asshole you are)- John 8:1-11
Jesus, Angry Jesus, Sand writing, Assholes, Hypocrites, d, JOhn 8:7, Adultery, Law, Casting stones, Grace, Both/And Theology
Jesus, Angry Jesus, Sand writing, Assholes, Hypocrites, d, JOhn 8:7, Adultery, Law, Casting stones, Grace, Both/And Theology
Turning Fine Gold and Silver Jewelry into Gilded Dildos (Ezekiel 16:17) Or the Trouble with Prudish Translations
Ezekiel 16:17, Translations, Dildos, d, Foreplay, Job, Sexy, Reading comprehension, Ezekiel
Turning Fine Gold and Silver Jewelry into Gilded Dildos (Ezekiel 16:17) Or the Trouble with Prudish Translations
Ezekiel 16:17, Translations, Dildos, d, Foreplay, Job, Sexy, Reading comprehension, Ezekiel
Ezekiel 16:17, Translations, Dildos, d, Foreplay, Job, Sexy, Reading comprehension, Ezekiel
Making Stupid Life Choices and Blaming it on Philippians 4:13 [A Guest Card Talk]
Philippians 4:13, Contentment, Paul, Suffering, Context, d, God is in control, Choices
Making Stupid Life Choices and Blaming it on Philippians 4:13 [A Guest Card Talk]
Philippians 4:13, Contentment, Paul, Suffering, Context, d, God is in control, Choices
Philippians 4:13, Contentment, Paul, Suffering, Context, d, God is in control, Choices
Not Checking Out Hot Virgins (Job 31:1) Or What Happened to the Evangelical Brand?
Job 31:1, Sexy, Holiness, Virgins, Job, d, Evangelical, Feminism, Don't be a dick, Trump, Patriachry, Vagina, Hypocrites
Not Checking Out Hot Virgins (Job 31:1) Or What Happened to the Evangelical Brand?
Job 31:1, Sexy, Holiness, Virgins, Job, d, Evangelical, Feminism, Don't be a dick, Trump, Patriachry, Vagina, Hypocrites
Job 31:1, Sexy, Holiness, Virgins, Job, d, Evangelical, Feminism, Don't be a dick, Trump, Patriachry, Vagina, Hypocrites
"Mind your own damn business, Peter!" (John 21:20-24) [A Guest Card Talk]
John 21:20-24, Peter, Family Drama, God's Work, Father's business, Serve, God is in control, Community, d
"Mind your own damn business, Peter!" (John 21:20-24) [A Guest Card Talk]
John 21:20-24, Peter, Family Drama, God's Work, Father's business, Serve, God is in control, Community, d
John 21:20-24, Peter, Family Drama, God's Work, Father's business, Serve, God is in control, Community, d
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The Angel of Death (Hezekiah 3:18): A Misunderstood and Theologically Vital Non-Entity
Hezekiah 3:18, Angels, God is in control, Resurrection, Death, Salvation, Jesus, Easter, c, Holy week
The Angel of Death (Hezekiah 3:18): A Misunderstood and Theologically Vital Non-Entity
Hezekiah 3:18, Angels, God is in control, Resurrection, Death, Salvation, Jesus, Easter, c, Holy week
Hezekiah 3:18, Angels, God is in control, Resurrection, Death, Salvation, Jesus, Easter, c, Holy week
Peter's need for Ritalin (Mark 9:5-6) OR What we can learn from The Transfiguration and Other Mountain-Top Experiences
Mark 9:5-6, Luke 9, Transfiguration, Peter, Death, Monuments, Moses, Elijah, Mountain Tops, STFU, c
Peter's need for Ritalin (Mark 9:5-6) OR What we can learn from The Transfiguration and Other Mountain-Top Experiences
Mark 9:5-6, Luke 9, Transfiguration, Peter, Death, Monuments, Moses, Elijah, Mountain Tops, STFU, c
Mark 9:5-6, Luke 9, Transfiguration, Peter, Death, Monuments, Moses, Elijah, Mountain Tops, STFU, c
Jesus looking for a fight (Mark 11:11) -The Two Palm Sundays
Palm Sunday, Jesus, Temple, Waiting, c, Mountain Tops, Matthew 21, Mark 11:11, Holy week
Jesus looking for a fight (Mark 11:11) -The Two Palm Sundays
Palm Sunday, Jesus, Temple, Waiting, c, Mountain Tops, Matthew 21, Mark 11:11, Holy week
Palm Sunday, Jesus, Temple, Waiting, c, Mountain Tops, Matthew 21, Mark 11:11, Holy week
Suffering mocking, flogging, chains, imprisonment, being stoned to death, sawn in half, killed by the sword...(Heb 11:36-38) [A Card Talk for All Saints' Day/ Halloween]
All Saint's Day, Halloween, Focus, Sin, Reality hurts, Your life verse sucks, c
Suffering mocking, flogging, chains, imprisonment, being stoned to death, sawn in half, killed by the sword...(Heb 11:36-38) [A Card Talk for All Saints' Day/ Halloween]
All Saint's Day, Halloween, Focus, Sin, Reality hurts, Your life verse sucks, c
All Saint's Day, Halloween, Focus, Sin, Reality hurts, Your life verse sucks, c
Pentecost: too early in the morning to be drunk, but who can tell? (Acts 2:15)
Acts 2:15, Pentecost, Drunk, Church, c, Holy Spirit, Peter
Pentecost: too early in the morning to be drunk, but who can tell? (Acts 2:15)
Acts 2:15, Pentecost, Drunk, Church, c, Holy Spirit, Peter
Acts 2:15, Pentecost, Drunk, Church, c, Holy Spirit, Peter
Breaking your enemy's teeth, dissolving them like snail slime, aborting them like fetuses, & washing your feet in their blood. On Biblical Schadenfreude [A four for one Card Talk on Psalm 58 ]
Psalms, Schadenfreude, Psalm 58, enemies, Singing and Screaming, lament, c, Pain, Honesty, hurt
Breaking your enemy's teeth, dissolving them like snail slime, aborting them like fetuses, & washing your feet in their blood. On Biblical Schadenfreude [A four for one Card Talk on Psalm 58 ]
Psalms, Schadenfreude, Psalm 58, enemies, Singing and Screaming, lament, c, Pain, Honesty, hurt
Psalms, Schadenfreude, Psalm 58, enemies, Singing and Screaming, lament, c, Pain, Honesty, hurt
Jesus being pissed off that you fell asleep (Matthew 26:36-46)
Jesus, Sleeping, Angry Jesus, Matthew 26:36-46, Gethsemane, Judas, Holy week, Doxology, c
Jesus being pissed off that you fell asleep (Matthew 26:36-46)
Jesus, Sleeping, Angry Jesus, Matthew 26:36-46, Gethsemane, Judas, Holy week, Doxology, c
Jesus, Sleeping, Angry Jesus, Matthew 26:36-46, Gethsemane, Judas, Holy week, Doxology, c
That time Jesus was a Racist (Matthew 15:21-28)
Matthew 15:21-28, Jesus, Racist, Pain, Singing and Screaming, Strong women, Faith, Racism, c
That time Jesus was a Racist (Matthew 15:21-28)
Matthew 15:21-28, Jesus, Racist, Pain, Singing and Screaming, Strong women, Faith, Racism, c
Matthew 15:21-28, Jesus, Racist, Pain, Singing and Screaming, Strong women, Faith, Racism, c
The Bible's Odd Silence On Necrophillia
Necrophillia, Bible, Warnings, Law, Clean and unclean, Sexy, Dead bodies, c
The Bible's Odd Silence On Necrophillia
Necrophillia, Bible, Warnings, Law, Clean and unclean, Sexy, Dead bodies, c
Necrophillia, Bible, Warnings, Law, Clean and unclean, Sexy, Dead bodies, c
Death by Lion for not Punching a Prophet (1 Kings 20:35-36) [A Guest Card Talk]
1 Kings 20:35-36, Lions, Prophets, Free Will, Sin, Holiness, Come Emmanuel, c
Death by Lion for not Punching a Prophet (1 Kings 20:35-36) [A Guest Card Talk]
1 Kings 20:35-36, Lions, Prophets, Free Will, Sin, Holiness, Come Emmanuel, c
1 Kings 20:35-36, Lions, Prophets, Free Will, Sin, Holiness, Come Emmanuel, c
Stories about lost sheep, coins, & sons being about OUR inaction, not God's. (Luke 15)
Luke 15, Prodigal son, Family Drama, Brother's keeper, c, Focus
Stories about lost sheep, coins, & sons being about OUR inaction, not God's. (Luke 15)
Luke 15, Prodigal son, Family Drama, Brother's keeper, c, Focus
Luke 15, Prodigal son, Family Drama, Brother's keeper, c, Focus
Wide and Narrow Gates (Matthew 7:13-14) [Guest Card Talk]
Matthew 7:13-14, Wide and narrow gates, Watch where you step, Love, Holiness, c
Wide and Narrow Gates (Matthew 7:13-14) [Guest Card Talk]
Matthew 7:13-14, Wide and narrow gates, Watch where you step, Love, Holiness, c
Matthew 7:13-14, Wide and narrow gates, Watch where you step, Love, Holiness, c
The Capable Wife and the Contentious Wife: “A quarrelsome and nagging wife” (Prv 21:19) & “A virtuous woman as defined by old Jewish men” (Prv 31) [A two-for-one Guest Card Talk]
Proverbs 31, Proverbs 21:19, Strong women, Relationships, c, Wisdom, Wives, Marriage
The Capable Wife and the Contentious Wife: “A quarrelsome and nagging wife” (Prv 21:19) & “A virtuous woman as defined by old Jewish men” (Prv 31) [A two-for-one Guest Card Talk]
Proverbs 31, Proverbs 21:19, Strong women, Relationships, c, Wisdom, Wives, Marriage
Proverbs 31, Proverbs 21:19, Strong women, Relationships, c, Wisdom, Wives, Marriage
Male prostitutes working the house of the LORD (Deuteronomy 23:18)
Deuteronomy 23:18, Male prostitutes, Dogs, Clean and unclean, Holiness, c, Church, Prostitutes
Male prostitutes working the house of the LORD (Deuteronomy 23:18)
Deuteronomy 23:18, Male prostitutes, Dogs, Clean and unclean, Holiness, c, Church, Prostitutes
Deuteronomy 23:18, Male prostitutes, Dogs, Clean and unclean, Holiness, c, Church, Prostitutes
Refugees: a Bible Issue (take 2) & False Narratives that Lead to Biblical Truth
Refugees, Reading comprehension, enemies, Bible, Stupid, STFU, c, Faith or Bullshit, Politics
Refugees: a Bible Issue (take 2) & False Narratives that Lead to Biblical Truth
Refugees, Reading comprehension, enemies, Bible, Stupid, STFU, c, Faith or Bullshit, Politics
Refugees, Reading comprehension, enemies, Bible, Stupid, STFU, c, Faith or Bullshit, Politics
Jesus "forgetting" four of the commandments (Mark 10:17-23)
Mark 10:17-23, Jesus, Ten Commandments, Faith, One God, Holiness, c
Jesus "forgetting" four of the commandments (Mark 10:17-23)
Mark 10:17-23, Jesus, Ten Commandments, Faith, One God, Holiness, c
Mark 10:17-23, Jesus, Ten Commandments, Faith, One God, Holiness, c
Refugees: "not a Bible issue"? OR Why Franklin Graham can go [expletives deleted]...
Love, Refugees, Bible, Faith or Bullshit, Politics, Reading comprehension, c
Refugees: "not a Bible issue"? OR Why Franklin Graham can go [expletives deleted]...
Love, Refugees, Bible, Faith or Bullshit, Politics, Reading comprehension, c
Love, Refugees, Bible, Faith or Bullshit, Politics, Reading comprehension, c
The peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, guarding your heart and your mind in Christ Jesus. (Php 4:7) [A 2017 New Year's Card Talk & Minor Critique of Christian Fatalism]
New Year, Singing and Screaming, Christian fatalism, God is in control, lament, Peace, Christian Fatalism, Philippians 4:7, c
The peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, guarding your heart and your mind in Christ Jesus. (Php 4:7) [A 2017 New Year's Card Talk & Minor Critique of Christian Fatalism]
New Year, Singing and Screaming, Christian fatalism, God is in control, lament, Peace, Christian Fatalism, Philippians 4:7, c
New Year, Singing and Screaming, Christian fatalism, God is in control, lament, Peace, Christian Fatalism, Philippians 4:7, c
"For [the election]: LORD hear our prayers." [An Election 2016 Post]
Election 2016, Prayer, Reality hurts, creed cards, lament, c
"For [the election]: LORD hear our prayers." [An Election 2016 Post]
Election 2016, Prayer, Reality hurts, creed cards, lament, c
Election 2016, Prayer, Reality hurts, creed cards, lament, c
Samson: A Cautionary Tale
Judges 13-16, Samson, Judges 15:16, Sin, Judges, Warnings, c, Stupid, STFU
Samson: A Cautionary Tale
Judges 13-16, Samson, Judges 15:16, Sin, Judges, Warnings, c, Stupid, STFU
Judges 13-16, Samson, Judges 15:16, Sin, Judges, Warnings, c, Stupid, STFU
How we respond to the word "misogyny" in regards to our game (hint: not well)
Feminism, misogyny, Patriachry, Faith or Bullshit, Defining the game, c, misogyny2
How we respond to the word "misogyny" in regards to our game (hint: not well)
Feminism, misogyny, Patriachry, Faith or Bullshit, Defining the game, c, misogyny2
Feminism, misogyny, Patriachry, Faith or Bullshit, Defining the game, c, misogyny2
Millions of Dead People Floating Past the Ark. (Genesis 6-9)
Genesis 6-9, Flood, Noah, Dead babies, Ark, c, Silence, Making sense of it all, Pain
Millions of Dead People Floating Past the Ark. (Genesis 6-9)
Genesis 6-9, Flood, Noah, Dead babies, Ark, c, Silence, Making sense of it all, Pain
Genesis 6-9, Flood, Noah, Dead babies, Ark, c, Silence, Making sense of it all, Pain
God Smearing Shit on your Face (Malachi 2:3)-- An Introduction to our Theology of Swearing
Malachi 2:3, Bullshit, Theology of Swearing, Faith or Bullshit, Worship, c, Defining the game, Shit, Hypocrites
God Smearing Shit on your Face (Malachi 2:3)-- An Introduction to our Theology of Swearing
Malachi 2:3, Bullshit, Theology of Swearing, Faith or Bullshit, Worship, c, Defining the game, Shit, Hypocrites
Malachi 2:3, Bullshit, Theology of Swearing, Faith or Bullshit, Worship, c, Defining the game, Shit, Hypocrites
"Women: shut up in the church" (1 Corinthians 14:34) & "Head-coverings keeping angel-lust at bay" (1 Corinthians 11:6-10) [Guest Card Talk]
1 Corinthians 11:6-10, 1 Corinthians 14:34, Strong women, Paul, Church, Feminism, c
"Women: shut up in the church" (1 Corinthians 14:34) & "Head-coverings keeping angel-lust at bay" (1 Corinthians 11:6-10) [Guest Card Talk]
1 Corinthians 11:6-10, 1 Corinthians 14:34, Strong women, Paul, Church, Feminism, c
1 Corinthians 11:6-10, 1 Corinthians 14:34, Strong women, Paul, Church, Feminism, c
Biblical Foreplay (Song of Solomon 7:1-5)
Song of Solomon 7:1-5, Song of Solomon, Sexy time with Jesus, Foreplay, c
Biblical Foreplay (Song of Solomon 7:1-5)
Song of Solomon 7:1-5, Song of Solomon, Sexy time with Jesus, Foreplay, c
Song of Solomon 7:1-5, Song of Solomon, Sexy time with Jesus, Foreplay, c
Being tricked into circumcision, and while still sore, having your throat slit...because you raped my little sister (Genesis 34) [A Guest Card Talk]
Genesis 34, Dinah, Rape, Making sense of it all, Family Drama, c
Being tricked into circumcision, and while still sore, having your throat slit...because you raped my little sister (Genesis 34) [A Guest Card Talk]
Genesis 34, Dinah, Rape, Making sense of it all, Family Drama, c
Genesis 34, Dinah, Rape, Making sense of it all, Family Drama, c
Joy Coming in the Morning (Psalm 30:5)
Joy, Dirty minds, Defining the game, Psalm 30:5, Getting back up, c
Joy Coming in the Morning (Psalm 30:5)
Joy, Dirty minds, Defining the game, Psalm 30:5, Getting back up, c
Joy, Dirty minds, Defining the game, Psalm 30:5, Getting back up, c
Avoiding Biblical Offense: An Open Letter to Christians who play CAH, but have a problem with AGFGC
Bible, Update, Judgment, CAH, c, Defining the game
Avoiding Biblical Offense: An Open Letter to Christians who play CAH, but have a problem with AGFGC
Bible, Update, Judgment, CAH, c, Defining the game
Bible, Update, Judgment, CAH, c, Defining the game
jonah, Comedy, Cows, Faith or Bullshit, Jonah 3:8, c
Cows Covered in Sackcloth (Jonah 3:8) OR a Referendum on Faith
jonah, Comedy, Cows, Faith or Bullshit, Jonah 3:8, c
jonah, Comedy, Cows, Faith or Bullshit, Jonah 3:8, c
JOhn 8:7, Fred Phelps, Casting stones, Grace, c, cast the first stone
Casting the first stone (John 8:7)
JOhn 8:7, Fred Phelps, Casting stones, Grace, c, cast the first stone
JOhn 8:7, Fred Phelps, Casting stones, Grace, c, cast the first stone
Card Talks
“Although Surprising to Most, the Kingdom of Heaven is really like___________”
Christmas, Kingdom of Heaven, Serve, b, Advent
“Although Surprising to Most, the Kingdom of Heaven is really like___________”
Christmas, Kingdom of Heaven, Serve, b, Advent
Christmas, Kingdom of Heaven, Serve, b, Advent
O Come, O Come Emmanuel (Isaiah 7:14) [An Advent Card Talk]
Isaiah 7:14, Advent, Come Emmanuel, Peace, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
O Come, O Come Emmanuel (Isaiah 7:14) [An Advent Card Talk]
Isaiah 7:14, Advent, Come Emmanuel, Peace, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
Isaiah 7:14, Advent, Come Emmanuel, Peace, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
"For Lent I Am Giving Up_______________." [A Card Talk for Lent]
Lent, Pick things up and put them down, Don't be a dick, Holiness, Honesty, b
"For Lent I Am Giving Up_______________." [A Card Talk for Lent]
Lent, Pick things up and put them down, Don't be a dick, Holiness, Honesty, b
Lent, Pick things up and put them down, Don't be a dick, Holiness, Honesty, b
A naked boy running through Gethsemane (Mark 14:51-52)
Mark 14:51-52, Naked, Angels, Jesus, b, Holy week
A naked boy running through Gethsemane (Mark 14:51-52)
Mark 14:51-52, Naked, Angels, Jesus, b, Holy week
Mark 14:51-52, Naked, Angels, Jesus, b, Holy week
Adam wishing he had stuck with the sheep with "come-hither" looks (Genesis 3:12, Genesis 2:20)
Genesis 3:12, Genesis 2:20, FIRST CARD TALK, Adam and Eve, Animals, Sexy, b, Sheep, Marriage, Feminism
Adam wishing he had stuck with the sheep with "come-hither" looks (Genesis 3:12, Genesis 2:20)
Genesis 3:12, Genesis 2:20, FIRST CARD TALK, Adam and Eve, Animals, Sexy, b, Sheep, Marriage, Feminism
Genesis 3:12, Genesis 2:20, FIRST CARD TALK, Adam and Eve, Animals, Sexy, b, Sheep, Marriage, Feminism
The curtain in the temple torn in two from top to bottom, the earth shaking... people who had died raised to life.” (Matthew 27:51-52): An Easter Card Talk
Easter, b, Matthew 27:51-52, Holy week
The curtain in the temple torn in two from top to bottom, the earth shaking... people who had died raised to life.” (Matthew 27:51-52): An Easter Card Talk
Easter, b, Matthew 27:51-52, Holy week
Easter, b, Matthew 27:51-52, Holy week
The Day I Realized John Was Faster than Peter or The Day the Bible Became Real to Me [A Guest Card Talk]
Holiness, Disciple foot race, Faith, The struggle is real, Douche-bag gospel writer, b, john 20:1-8, Easter, Holy week, Peter
The Day I Realized John Was Faster than Peter or The Day the Bible Became Real to Me [A Guest Card Talk]
Holiness, Disciple foot race, Faith, The struggle is real, Douche-bag gospel writer, b, john 20:1-8, Easter, Holy week, Peter
Holiness, Disciple foot race, Faith, The struggle is real, Douche-bag gospel writer, b, john 20:1-8, Easter, Holy week, Peter
Habakkuk 2:4, Just shall live by faith, Bullshit, b, lament
The righteous remaining sane through committed acts of faithful living in the face of unrelenting bullshit (Habakkuk 2:4)
Habakkuk 2:4, Just shall live by faith, Bullshit, b, lament
Habakkuk 2:4, Just shall live by faith, Bullshit, b, lament
Esther_Denouncing_Haman.jpg
Esther 7:10, Well hung, Anal entry, Haman, Persians, Purim, Salvation, Celebration, b
Haman Impaled on a 75-foot pole (Esther 7:10) -- On Purim and Impalement
Esther 7:10, Well hung, Anal entry, Haman, Persians, Purim, Salvation, Celebration, b
Esther 7:10, Well hung, Anal entry, Haman, Persians, Purim, Salvation, Celebration, b
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Hymns, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
“There really aren’t enough good hymns written about_______” [A Creed Card Talk]
Hymns, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
Hymns, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
Wet Dreams (Deuteronomy 23:10)
Deuteronomy 23:10, Wet dreams, Nut fog, Holiness, Clean and unclean, b
Wet Dreams (Deuteronomy 23:10)
Deuteronomy 23:10, Wet dreams, Nut fog, Holiness, Clean and unclean, b
Deuteronomy 23:10, Wet dreams, Nut fog, Holiness, Clean and unclean, b
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(Genesis 24:2-9), Testicles, Testify, Covenant, b
Covenant Cut by Cupping Crotch (Genesis 24:2-9)
(Genesis 24:2-9), Testicles, Testify, Covenant, b
(Genesis 24:2-9), Testicles, Testify, Covenant, b
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Bible, Bullshit, Reading comprehension, Stupid, b, Context matters, Contradictions
If We Read One More Ignorant Thing About The Bible . . . [A Rant]
Bible, Bullshit, Reading comprehension, Stupid, b, Context matters, Contradictions
Bible, Bullshit, Reading comprehension, Stupid, b, Context matters, Contradictions
God Causing All of Your Problems (Psalm 88)
Psalm 88, Pain, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
God Causing All of Your Problems (Psalm 88)
Psalm 88, Pain, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
Psalm 88, Pain, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
Psalms 137, Dead babies, Exile, pain, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
Babies with their brains dashed against stones (Psalms 137)
Psalms 137, Dead babies, Exile, pain, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
Psalms 137, Dead babies, Exile, pain, Singing and Screaming, b, lament
Jephthah's Daughter (Judges 11)
Judges 11, Jephthah's Daughter, Promises, theodicy, b
Jephthah's Daughter (Judges 11)
Judges 11, Jephthah's Daughter, Promises, theodicy, b
Judges 11, Jephthah's Daughter, Promises, theodicy, b
Genesis 6:6, Divine regret, Noah, Flood, Sin, b
God regretting your existence (Genesis 6:6)
Genesis 6:6, Divine regret, Noah, Flood, Sin, b
Genesis 6:6, Divine regret, Noah, Flood, Sin, b
Pissing Powdered Golden Calf (Exodus 32:20)
Exodus 32:20, Moses, Golden calf, Peeing standing up, b
Pissing Powdered Golden Calf (Exodus 32:20)
Exodus 32:20, Moses, Golden calf, Peeing standing up, b
Exodus 32:20, Moses, Golden calf, Peeing standing up, b
Playing the whore with many lovers on top of every high hill and under every green tree (Jeremiah 2:20)
Jeremiah 2:20, Love, hurt, Prophets, b
Playing the whore with many lovers on top of every high hill and under every green tree (Jeremiah 2:20)
Jeremiah 2:20, Love, hurt, Prophets, b
Jeremiah 2:20, Love, hurt, Prophets, b
Jesus replied, "Anyone who loves _____ will obey my commands."
Jesus, creed cards, Defining the game, b, Commands, Obedience
Jesus replied, "Anyone who loves _____ will obey my commands."
Jesus, creed cards, Defining the game, b, Commands, Obedience
Jesus, creed cards, Defining the game, b, Commands, Obedience
Philippians 4:13, Use your head, Stupid, b
Making stupid life choices & blaming them on Philippians 4:13
Philippians 4:13, Use your head, Stupid, b
Philippians 4:13, Use your head, Stupid, b
Cooking a young goat in its mother's milk (Deuteronomy 14:21)
Deuteronomy 14:21, life, Goats, b
Cooking a young goat in its mother's milk (Deuteronomy 14:21)
Deuteronomy 14:21, life, Goats, b
Deuteronomy 14:21, life, Goats, b
Judges 19:29, Evil, Silence, Feminism, b
A concubine cut into pieces: Her severed remains FedEx-ed around the country (Judges 19:29)
Judges 19:29, Evil, Silence, Feminism, b
Judges 19:29, Evil, Silence, Feminism, b
1 Samuel 25:22, Peeing standing up, David, b
Killing everyone who pisses against a wall (1 Samuel 25:22)
1 Samuel 25:22, Peeing standing up, David, b
1 Samuel 25:22, Peeing standing up, David, b
Noah's Awkward Sexual Encounter with his Son. (Genesis 9:22)
Genesis 9:22, Noah, Family Drama, Sexy, Curses, b
Noah's Awkward Sexual Encounter with his Son. (Genesis 9:22)
Genesis 9:22, Noah, Family Drama, Sexy, Curses, b
Genesis 9:22, Noah, Family Drama, Sexy, Curses, b
Leviticus 18, Sexy, Law, b
Levitical sex ban (Leviticus 18)
Leviticus 18, Sexy, Law, b
Leviticus 18, Sexy, Law, b
Passover, pain, theodicy, b, lament
The Pain and Pleasure of a God Who Hovers
Passover, pain, theodicy, b, lament
Passover, pain, theodicy, b, lament
Throwing your son's freshly circumcised foreskin at your husband's penis to win an argument with God (Exodus 4:24-26)
Exodus 4:24-26, Moses, Zipporah, Blood, Circumcision, a, b
Throwing your son's freshly circumcised foreskin at your husband's penis to win an argument with God (Exodus 4:24-26)
Exodus 4:24-26, Moses, Zipporah, Blood, Circumcision, a, b
Exodus 4:24-26, Moses, Zipporah, Blood, Circumcision, a, b
Featured
Loving God While Not Being a Dick to Everyone Else (The Whole Sum of the Law, the Prophets, and the Gospels) [A New Year's Card Talk]
New Year, Don't be a dick, a
Loving God While Not Being a Dick to Everyone Else (The Whole Sum of the Law, the Prophets, and the Gospels) [A New Year's Card Talk]
New Year, Don't be a dick, a
New Year, Don't be a dick, a
Red stuff: Eat it! (Genesis 25:30) - A Thanksgiving Reminder
Genesis 25:30, Esau and Jacob, Thanksgiving, Chanukah, forgiveness, Family Drama, a
Red stuff: Eat it! (Genesis 25:30) - A Thanksgiving Reminder
Genesis 25:30, Esau and Jacob, Thanksgiving, Chanukah, forgiveness, Family Drama, a
Genesis 25:30, Esau and Jacob, Thanksgiving, Chanukah, forgiveness, Family Drama, a
Leviticus 25, New Year, Jubilee, Don't be a dick, a
The Jubilee (Leviticus 25) [A New Year's Card Talk]
Leviticus 25, New Year, Jubilee, Don't be a dick, a
Leviticus 25, New Year, Jubilee, Don't be a dick, a
1 Samuel 18:26-28, David, Foreskins, a
David carrying a warm sack of 200 foreskins (1 Samuel 18:26-28)
1 Samuel 18:26-28, David, Foreskins, a
1 Samuel 18:26-28, David, Foreskins, a
Prayer, Honesty, Vunerabilty, Community, a
“Good Christians regularly raise unspoken prayer requests for__________” A Creed Card Talk/Reflection
Prayer, Honesty, Vunerabilty, Community, a
Prayer, Honesty, Vunerabilty, Community, a
Jeremiah 29:10-11, Exile, Your life verse sucks, Reality hurts, a, lament
"Being long dead before the Lord answers your prayer" (Jeremiah 29:10-11)
Jeremiah 29:10-11, Exile, Your life verse sucks, Reality hurts, a, lament
Jeremiah 29:10-11, Exile, Your life verse sucks, Reality hurts, a, lament
Family Drama, Solomon, Davidic monarchy, Bathsheba, a, King Solomon, 1 Kings
"King Solomon needed so many women because he was over-compensating for _____. "
Family Drama, Solomon, Davidic monarchy, Bathsheba, a, King Solomon, 1 Kings
Family Drama, Solomon, Davidic monarchy, Bathsheba, a, King Solomon, 1 Kings
Matthew 18:20, Discipline, You suck, a
Jesus needing 2-3 people in order to show up (Matthew 18:20)
Matthew 18:20, Discipline, You suck, a
Matthew 18:20, Discipline, You suck, a
Hebrew Erotica Masquerading as Christ's Bride (Song of Solomon)
Song of Solomon, Sexy time with Jesus, Poetry, a
Hebrew Erotica Masquerading as Christ's Bride (Song of Solomon)
Song of Solomon, Sexy time with Jesus, Poetry, a
Song of Solomon, Sexy time with Jesus, Poetry, a
Bread freshly baked with human dung (Ezekiel 4:12)
Ezekiel 4:12, Ezekiel bread, shit, Exile, a, Ezekiel
Bread freshly baked with human dung (Ezekiel 4:12)
Ezekiel 4:12, Ezekiel bread, shit, Exile, a, Ezekiel
Ezekiel 4:12, Ezekiel bread, shit, Exile, a, Ezekiel
Matthew 7:1-2, Judgment, Hypocrites, Tupac and Miley, a
People who misquote Jesus’ teaching on judging people. (Matthew 7:1-2)
Matthew 7:1-2, Judgment, Hypocrites, Tupac and Miley, a
Matthew 7:1-2, Judgment, Hypocrites, Tupac and Miley, a
2 Kings 2:23-25, Elisha, Bears, a
A pair of she bears mauling a class of kindergartners (2 Kings 2:23-25)
2 Kings 2:23-25, Elisha, Bears, a
2 Kings 2:23-25, Elisha, Bears, a
1 Samuel 10:21-22, Saul, Give him a break, Hiding, a
Saul hiding in the lost luggage (1 Samuel 10:21-22)
1 Samuel 10:21-22, Saul, Give him a break, Hiding, a
1 Samuel 10:21-22, Saul, Give him a break, Hiding, a
The Forbidden Fruit (Genesis 3)
Genesis 3, Fruit, Adam and Eve, a, Eden, You had one job
The Forbidden Fruit (Genesis 3)
Genesis 3, Fruit, Adam and Eve, a, Eden, You had one job
Genesis 3, Fruit, Adam and Eve, a, Eden, You had one job
Numbers 5:22, Amen, Bitter Water, Feminism, sotah, a
“The Lord making your uterus drop and your womb discharge” AND “All the women saying, ‘Amen. Amen.’” (Numbers 5:22)
Numbers 5:22, Amen, Bitter Water, Feminism, sotah, a
Numbers 5:22, Amen, Bitter Water, Feminism, sotah, a
Indoctrination, Monuments, Religious Education, Religion education, a
“When your children ask, ‘what do these stones mean,’ you will tell them they represent ____.” OR Why “indoctrination” is not a four letter word
Indoctrination, Monuments, Religious Education, Religion education, a
Indoctrination, Monuments, Religious Education, Religion education, a
Getting stoned for playing pick-up sticks on the Sabbath. (Numbers 15:32-36)
Numbers 15:32-36, sticks and stones, Sabbath, Community, a
Getting stoned for playing pick-up sticks on the Sabbath. (Numbers 15:32-36)
Numbers 15:32-36, sticks and stones, Sabbath, Community, a
Numbers 15:32-36, sticks and stones, Sabbath, Community, a
Ruth 3:4-10, Genesis 38:12-23, Sexy, Levarite marriage, go'el, a, Ruth, Tamar
“Ruth’s sexy time with a drunken relative” (Ruth 3:4-10a) & “Not being a whore, but wearing one's uniform.” (Genesis 38:12-23)
Ruth 3:4-10, Genesis 38:12-23, Sexy, Levarite marriage, go'el, a, Ruth, Tamar
Ruth 3:4-10, Genesis 38:12-23, Sexy, Levarite marriage, go'el, a, Ruth, Tamar
On the Absence of "A Game for Good Muslims"
Good Muslims, STFU, a, Defining the game
On the Absence of "A Game for Good Muslims"
Good Muslims, STFU, a, Defining the game
Good Muslims, STFU, a, Defining the game
Ezekiel: Dysfunction You Can Trust (?)
Ezekiel, Bible, Love, Pain, Warnings, a
Ezekiel: Dysfunction You Can Trust (?)
Ezekiel, Bible, Love, Pain, Warnings, a
Ezekiel, Bible, Love, Pain, Warnings, a
Judges 5:30, Deborah, Jael, Strong women, Irony, a
A vagina or two (Judges 5:30) or Why We Love Biblical Irony
Judges 5:30, Deborah, Jael, Strong women, Irony, a
Judges 5:30, Deborah, Jael, Strong women, Irony, a
"Ethnic Cleansing in the Name of The LORD" (The Book of Joshua) & "Not Giving a Shit About the Canaanites" (Most of the Old Testament)
Joshua, Old Testament, Ethinic Cleansing, Canaanites, a
"Ethnic Cleansing in the Name of The LORD" (The Book of Joshua) & "Not Giving a Shit About the Canaanites" (Most of the Old Testament)
Joshua, Old Testament, Ethinic Cleansing, Canaanites, a
Joshua, Old Testament, Ethinic Cleansing, Canaanites, a
Deuteronomy 23:12-13, Shit, Watch where you step, a
Special shit digging tools (Deuteronomy 23:12-13)
Deuteronomy 23:12-13, Shit, Watch where you step, a
Deuteronomy 23:12-13, Shit, Watch where you step, a
Doxology, Jude 1:24-25, Amen, a
A Doxology (Jude 1:24-25)
Doxology, Jude 1:24-25, Amen, a
Doxology, Jude 1:24-25, Amen, a
Genesis 39, Bitch, Joseph, Potiphar's wife, Injustice, a
Boy-molesting, Coat-stealing, Lying-ass Bitch (Genesis 39)
Genesis 39, Bitch, Joseph, Potiphar's wife, Injustice, a
Genesis 39, Bitch, Joseph, Potiphar's wife, Injustice, a
Suckling Milk from Sarah’s Sagging 90 year old Breasts (Genesis 21) ~ Infertility in the Bible
Genesis 21, Infertility, Sarah, Not so mighty seed, a
Suckling Milk from Sarah’s Sagging 90 year old Breasts (Genesis 21) ~ Infertility in the Bible
Genesis 21, Infertility, Sarah, Not so mighty seed, a
Genesis 21, Infertility, Sarah, Not so mighty seed, a
Not Being Your Brother's Keeper (Genesis 4:9)
Genesis 4:9, Brother's keeper, Cain and Abel, a
Not Being Your Brother's Keeper (Genesis 4:9)
Genesis 4:9, Brother's keeper, Cain and Abel, a
Genesis 4:9, Brother's keeper, Cain and Abel, a
"But what do we know: we made this game and you probably think we're going to Hell!" (Defining A Game for Good Christians)
Defining the game, Who we be, Update, a
"But what do we know: we made this game and you probably think we're going to Hell!" (Defining A Game for Good Christians)
Defining the game, Who we be, Update, a
Defining the game, Who we be, Update, a