How do you play the game?
Players take turns by reading a "Creed" card to the group. Creed cards contain questions, such as "For Lent I am giving up_____." or "What is known to make the baby Jesus cry?"
The other players choose a "Canon" cards from their hand that they think will be the funniest, most accurate, or most offensive. These cards include answers like Noah's awkward sexual encounter with his son - ( Genesis 9:22), A slightly stoned Paul - (Acts 14:19), or David carrying a warm sack of 200 foreskins - (1 Sam 18:26-28)
Are you smug, godless heathens who hate our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and are emissaries of the Antichrist, the Beast, and the Whore of Babylon?
Uhm, no. The purpose of the game is NOT to mock the Bible. You might be offended by some of the cards. Good. We want you to figure out why you’re offended, especially if/when the card is a direct quote from the Bible. We love to hear “I didn’t know that was in the Bible,” “where the hell are they getting that from?,” and “wtf?!” so long as people are going back to the Text.
What comes with the game?
300 cards come in a complete deck: 60 Creed Cards and 240 Canon Cards. Expansion decks are in the works. a Downloadable cut and play mini-game of 96 cards will also be made available for purchase.
How well do I need to know the Bible to play this game?
Not very. You don’t need to know the Bible intimately to enjoy the game: people with all levels of biblical exposure have fun playing the game. At the bottom of each Canon Card, we provide the relevant passage of Scripture for reference and fighting.
Will God send me to hell for playing this game?
Your God sucks if He/She/It does. Besides, of all the things you’ve done, do you really think this will be the straw that breaks The Camel’s back?
What about Shipping and Handling?
The price of the game includes the cost of domestic US shipping & handling only. International shipping may incur a higher price.