[Expanded Expansion Deck] The Trump Cards: "Fake News" from the Bible


[Expanded Expansion Deck] The Trump Cards: "Fake News" from the Bible


Our politically incorrect, biblically accurate, limited edition, expanded expansion deck!

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About the Deck

Each card in this limited editionexpanded expansion deck features a direct quote, action, or attitude expressed by the Cheeto in Chief. Like our other decks, each Canon Card features a Biblical reference. However, The Trump Cards show how the card's content is always in direct contradiction with Biblical principles (making the Bible "fake news"). 

In addition, 1/4th of your purchase price goes to the charity or organization of your choice! (see details below)


This expanded expansion deck includes 90 Cards (25 Creed & 65 Canon) in a custom GOLD tuck box. (Because who doesn't like to have everything associated with them wrapped in gold like an idolater's calf?)  Cards in this deck include topical gems like:

  • Building that wall! (Ephesians 2:14)
  • "Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing." (1 Cor 14:1-25)
  • Waterboarding suspected terrorists, even if it doesn't work because, "they deserve it anyway, for what they're doing." (Matthew 5:38-42)
  • _________: another thing only made worse by a late-night tweet from the U.S. president, and of course
  • Make _________Great Again!

Donation Information

1/4th of the purchase price goes to the charity or organization of your choice.

We've picked our charities/organizations to align with the marginalized communities most often highlighted in the Bible, as well as this terrestrial ball holding us all: all are under attack these days. You will be able to choose one of the following when purchasing your copy of The Trump Cards: 


For those who find themselves HIGHLY OFFENDED by all this, read this.

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