Are you smug, godless heathens who hate our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and are emissaries of the Antichrist, the Beast, and the Whore of Babylon?
Uhm, no. The purpose of the game is NOT to mock the Bible. You might be offended by some of the cards. Good. We want you to figure out why you’re offended, especially if/when the card is a direct quote from the Bible, while going back to the Text.
Will I be offended by this Game?
Maybe. As we list on the box, this game contains Sexual Content, Blood and Gore, Crude Humor, Drug References, Intense Violence, Sexual Violence, Extreme Violence, Suggestive Themes, Use of Alcohol, Strong Language, Strong Sexual content … and God. There are a plethora of things in this game that may piss you off.
Is this supposed to be funny? Are you trying to be funny?
We take offense at the use of "supposed" and "trying," but yes: This is irreverently reverent humor. So lighten up. Or don't. We don't care. Jerk.
How well do I need to know the Bible to play this game?
Not very. You don’t need to know the Bible intimately to enjoy the game: people with all levels of biblical exposure have fun playing the game. At the bottom of each Canon Card, we provide the relevant passage of Scripture for reference and fighting.
Will God send me to hell for playing this game?
Your God sucks if He/She/It does. Besides, of all the things you’ve done, do you really think this will be the straw that breaks The Camel’s back?